I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
