i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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