what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
