I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You're like the curious george of whores
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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