I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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