You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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