and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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