butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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