Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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