I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You've changed since you got that strap on
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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