Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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