S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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