Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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