Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I believe in your delicious
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
