What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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