Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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