i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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