whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
be right there i have to get my cape
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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