Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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