I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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