But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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