4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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