Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Your dad touched me again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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