well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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