Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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