My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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