umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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