i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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