Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
is that a dick in a sweater?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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