hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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