I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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