You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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