saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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