i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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