he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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