singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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