is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just cropdusted the office
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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