the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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