I got chris browned last night
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
well, you know. whores of a feather.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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