i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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