I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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