doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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