The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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