im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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