I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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