I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
