Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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