Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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