We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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