I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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