you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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