I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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