I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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